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Operator: Welcome to BTA bug report and help center, how may i help you?

Player: The tower is moving.

Operator: ...What? I-i dont seem to understand the issue. Can you elaborate?

Player: The tower is moving and is a disease. Its in my skin now. Its in my brain and blood, its me now.

Operator: I dont think you-

Player: Its a disease, and i need you to spread it. Cut your limb open and pour blo-

Operator: I am going to end the call right now, okay?

Player: ╎ ꖎᒷℸ ̣ ᒲ||ᓭᒷꖎ⎓ ꖎ╎⍊ᒷ ᔑ ꖎ╎ᒷ,
╎ ℸ ̣ ⍑╎リꖌ ᔑᓭ i ꖎᒷℸ ̣ ᒲ||ᓭᒷꖎ⎓ ᒲᔑꖌᒷ ᒲᒷ ↸╎ᒷ,
╎ ᓭᒷᒷ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ʖꖎᔑ↸ᒷ ╎リ ᒲ|| ᓭꖌ╎リ,
ᔑリ↸ i ᓭᒷᒷ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ʖꖎ𝙹𝙹↸ ⎓ꖎ𝙹∴ ↸𝙹∴リ ᔑ⊣╎ᔑリ,
╎ℸ ̣ 'ᓭ ⍑ᔑ∷↸ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ᒷ ̇/!¡ꖎᔑ╎リ,
∴⍑|| ᓵ⚍ℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ╎リ⊣ ⍑ᒷꖎ!¡ᓭ ℸ ̣ ᔑꖌᒷ ᔑ∴ᔑ|| ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ !¡ᔑ╎リ,
ᔑリ↸ ╎ℸ ̣ 'ᓭ ∴ᒷ╎∷↸,
⍑𝙹∴ ∴⍑ᒷリ ╎ ꖎ𝙹𝙹ꖌ ᔑℸ ̣ ᒲ|| ∴∷╎ᓭℸ ̣ ᔑリ↸ ᓭᒷᒷ ᔑꖎꖎ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ʖꖎ𝙹𝙹↸ ᓭᒲᒷᔑ∷ᒷ↸,
╎ℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ᔑꖌᒷᓭ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ !¡ᔑ╎リ ᔑ∴ᔑ||,
╎ ꖌリ𝙹∴ ᓵ⚍ℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ╎リ⊣ ╎ᓭリℸ ̣ 𝙹ꖌᔑ||,
ʖ⚍ℸ ̣ ╎ ᓭℸ ̣ ╎ꖎꖎ ↸𝙹 ╎ℸ ̣ , ᔑリ↸ i ↸𝙹リ'ℸ ̣ ꖌリ𝙹∴ ∴⍑||,
∴⍑|| i ∴ᔑリリᔑ ↸╎ᒷ,
╎ ⋮⚍ᓭℸ ̣ ↸𝙹,
ᔑリ↸ g𝙹↸, i ℸ ̣ ⍑╎リꖌ ╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑᓭ ᓭ𝙹ᒲᒷℸ ̣ ⍑╎リ⊣ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ↸𝙹 ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ ||𝙹⚍,
||𝙹⚍ ℸ ̣ 𝙹𝙹ꖌ ⍑ᒷ∷ ᔑ∴ᔑ||,
||𝙹⚍ ℸ ̣ 𝙹𝙹ꖌ ⍑╎ᒲ ᔑ∴ᔑ||,
||𝙹⚍ ℸ ̣ 𝙹𝙹ꖌ ᔑꖎꖎ 𝙹⎓ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ !¡ᒷ𝙹!¡ꖎᒷ i ꖎ𝙹⍊ᒷ↸ ᔑ∴ᔑ||,
||𝙹⚍ ∷⚍╎リᒷ↸ ᒲ|| ꖎ╎⎓ᒷ.

Operator: [unintelligible]

The call ended after 15 hours.

Please don't conduct self-harm, guys (and non-guys)